“David Cameron, can you hear me David Cameron? (fashion-wise) Your boys took one hell of a beating.”

As Roy Hodgson’s brave* new era begins for England, the first test for the former West Bromwich Albion coach is a trip to Scandinavia, and an intriguing friendly against Egil Olsen’s Norway.

We like the England shirt, but the new Norway kit, also by Umbro, which will be worn for the first time this weekend, really is something else.  In fact we’d say it was worth a two goal head start.  It's available from Kitbag.

*Is it a ‘brave’ new era?  Who knows? Anyway, Roy is a good coach.  Good luck sir, don't let them get to you.