We're sure most of you are following Adam's Twitter account @Football Cliches (if not you should be) and hopefully some, if not all of you have bought his wonderful book.

If not, let us assure you of an IBWM two thumbs up thanks to a combination of excellent (and very funny) content and some stunning design work. The book is a roadmap through the world of modern football language, the artwork the perfect accompaniment. It never patronises or resorts to snark, there are no judgements made and as we said before, it looks lovely.

There is no corridor of uncertainty here, we latched onto it and finished with aplomb. You can buy it online here and from all good etc etc, we heartily recommend that you do.