Takes a wicked free-kick off a run-up that makes Michael Holding look like he's coming in off just three paces? Check.
No, not that one.
Branco, erstwhile of Fluminense, Porto, Genoa, Corinthians and a whole nine games on the banks of the Tees up at Middlesbrough.
The current coach of Figueirense turns 48 today and he left a lasting impression on Scotland's Murdo MacLeod during Italia 90.
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