So come on then IBWM, where’s the Johnny Rep showreel? Where are the flicks, tricks and moments of semi-pornographic genius that the Dutch maestro so regularly flaunted?
Well that would be just too easy, dear reader. We’ll do that some other time. Instead, let's break for a musical interlude at this juncture and a splendid piece from French rockers Mickey 3D. Here’s their 2004 release ‘Johnny Rep’ from the album Live à Saint-Étienne.
Oh, and if football and music give you equal pleasure, can we heartily recommend the outstanding (and appropriately named) Football & Music website…tell them we sent you…
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