Franz Anton Beckenbauer is 67 today. 

We're not really sure we need to offer Der Kaiser any introduction at all, so we're not going to bother.  Just enjoy these....

A 64-70 highlights reel...

Embarrassing strikers...

That chip in 1974 deserves a porn soundtrack because IT IS porn...

Scoring on his Cosmos debut...

A return to the Bundesliga in 1980 with HSV...only to be outshone by Stuttgart's Hansi Müller...

And this is great....but most of the lads will have hated doing it...

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AuthorDavid Hartrick