THE PRESTON PLUMBER

When I were a lad and watched footba’

Why, we went off t’match and had fun-

Exceptin’ for a’ them occasions

On which t’other buggers had won.

Now, t’team I supported were Preston,

Aye, we shouted for t’famous North End

And in that team were a player

On who tha could allus depend.

His name - say it soft - were Tom Finney,

And give it aw t’reverence that’s due

To a chap as could turn on a tanner

And beat anyone - any two.

He could dribble his way down yon right wing

And centre from t’bye-line, tha knows,

Then he’d do it again o’er on t’left side

And stick ba’ in t’net to applause.

Nay, they had a good team in them days, lad,

They were Langton and Wayman an’ aw

And Docherty playin’ at half-back;

By the heck, they were wick, they could go.

Now, sometimes we went to watch Blackpool

They were just t’other way along t’road,

And they had a fella ca’d, Matthews

As some reckened were good - What a fraud!

His left leg were nobbut to stan’ on

He weren’t able to head ba’ nor score,

When he felt cowd he’d dribble down touchline,

And bang o’er a few centres, nowt more.

Anyway, he kept playin’ for England

(They were reet silly buggers at t’top)

So they had to put Finney on t’left wing

Because Stanley weren’t able to swap.

So, tha sees, it were really no contest,

Tha cannot compare ale and watter,

Ee, them experts they make me feel badly

Wi’a’ their continual natter.

When they’re chunnerin’ on about craftsmen

And they tell thee that Matthews were great.

Tha mun answer that next to Tom Finney

He could on’y be ca’d plumbers mate.

Author - unknown

"To dictate the pace and course of a game, a player has to be blessed with awesome qualities. Those who have accomplished it on a regular basis can be counted on the fingers of one hand – Pelé, Maradona, Best, Di Stefano, and Tom Finney."

Stanley Matthews

"Tom Finney would have been great in any team, in any match and in any age ... even if he had been wearing an overcoat."

Bill Shankly

The ‘Preston Plumber’, scorer of 187 goals in 433 appearances for Preston North End is 90 today and we are particularly proud to display Sir Tom Finney in our gallery, which you can see here.

All of the pictures in the Preston Plumber gallery are available to buy directly from Colosport as high resolution images, mounted on canvass and framed or printed onto the side of a mug if you prefer.  Visit Colorsport’s website for more info.