Zico. Pelé. Socrates. Falcao. Alan? IBWM likes to handle the big issues so here's another - John Dobson wonders where all the great Brazilian nicknames have gone.
Football boots, you've got to love 'em. But who is your brand, and what if you get it wrong? Gulp. Jeff Livingstone looks at Sporting endorsements and faces a wet towel.....Thwack!