Tomáš Ujfaluši

"As swollen as Wayne Rooney’s part"

Yeeeeoooowwww!  The most talked about swelling in football is no longer restricted to North West England.  Ok, nobody died, but there was a distinct air of 'where were you when Tomáš Ujfaluši came in?' across Spain last weekend.  La Liga? the irrepressible Tim Hill.